What a promise is made here!
Bring your software and hardware problems to the Apple Store, and here at the Genius Bar, they will be solved —
Come to the Apple Store for a personal training session with one of the Creatives, and you will learn the intricacies of the iPhone, the iPod, the iPad, the MacBook Pro —
Enter an illiterate in the brave new world of computers, and you will leave enlightened —
The Apple Store makes bold promises, and keeps them. The future is here right now! The Hub and I are usually the oldest living beings in the store, but they welcome us and we’re thrilled to be there. Go, Apple!